Dave the turtle is a man-whore. He fancies himself as quite the pick up artist and has the phone numbers to prove it. He loves to tan on his back and splash around in puddles after a heavy rainfall. Being a turtle, he takes his time with everything - including 'turtle sexy time' ;-)
Favourites
Movie: Casanova
Song: I Like Big Butts by Sir Mix-A-Lot
Food: Oysters
Celebrity: David Duchovny (he prefers to call him Hank Moody from Californication)
Quote: "The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex." Hugh Hefner
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